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About missababgaga : Why hello there, it seems as though you read a comment of mine and took interest in the person who said it! Well I'm Kristine. I like reading about and commenting on the amusing, sometimes hilarious misfortunes of others, and seeing other's opinions on them. I personally believe that most of FML's are very over exaggerated or just plain fake, but they still entertain me. Lastly, it bothers me when the word "whilst" is used incorrectly... quite a lot actually. So yeah, that's all. Now, have a nice day! ^_^
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet!! This went on for a while due to an upset stomach!! I later walkd into the living room only to find my parents and a few of there friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyd from laughing so much!! FML
I was making teahen I smelled something burning . My very fluffy cat had putted his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur . Now I have a semi-hairles cat and a very smelly apartment . mega FML
Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad cummed to drive me home. On the way looool back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML
2day It's Been Two Months Since I Got A Kitten. He Loves To Hide, An Then Surprise Me By Jumping Out Of His Hiding Place. It Was Quite A Surprise When He Launched Himself Out Of Mah Bag During Class. FML
Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbd mah inhaler an took a puff !! This was probably very disturbing for the earwighich had somehow made mah puffer its home, as I discoveredhen it shot into mah mouth !! FML
Today, I met mah girlfriend's father fir the first time; he asked me to explain mah interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with yur daughter" and "I want to be in yur daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in yur daughter." FML
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