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Today, I had plans for a romantic night with my boyfriend, who is perfect in every way possible. We were going to have sex for the first time as well. Unfortunately, I had a dream last night about him shitting all over me and I can't look at him with a straight face. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35155) - you deserved it (13793)

On 12/17/2012 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my car window got smashed in. The cop that came to take the report said they'd already caught the guy doing it, he'd smashed in several other car windows, all of the exact same model and color. His reason for doing it was simple: he was drunk and "hated red Jeeps". FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30812) - you deserved it (3337)

On 12/17/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by Cold (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

#20065720
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27006) - you deserved it (2816)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:39am - kids - by well okay then (woman) - United States

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

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199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18141) - you deserved it (74214)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33042) - you deserved it (14664)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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