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miss_losangeles
  • Town/Country : Downey, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 January 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 183
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About miss_losangeles : -single
-17
-livin' in LA

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Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (31251) - you deserved it (6273)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

#8519480 (476)

I agree, your life sucks (33270) - you deserved it (2055)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

#8510516 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (16993) - you deserved it (2670)

On 02/21/2010 at 7:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

#8492121 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (7060) - you deserved it (18080)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

#8488357 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (21985) - you deserved it (2569)

On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

#8250617 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (15764) - you deserved it (1811)

On 02/14/2010 at 2:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML

#8250207 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (15012) - you deserved it (2095)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:52pm - love - by RosesAreRed (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML

#8052181 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (6177) - you deserved it (22402)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:52pm - misc - by fbcaught (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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