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miss_kay07's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 03/04/2016 at 11:47am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish / 03/03/2016 at 12:32am / United States (Texas) / Work
by whattheactualfuck / 01/22/2016 at 7:50am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was working replacing a windshield, some jerk off hit my truck. A truck carrying 2 grand in glass. Including the windshield I was about to install. The driver gets out and says, "Sorry man, I had to text my girlfriend." FML
by automotive glass tech / 01/21/2016 at 1:09pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation
by Brayden / 01/09/2016 at 10:27pm / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
by Jack / 01/09/2016 at 9:07pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by retail can shart a cock / 01/09/2016 at 12:25am / United States / Work
Today, my deadbeat dad threatened to press charges against me for harassment if I ever contact him again. I've contacted him twice in the last two years, once to tell him he was going to be a grandfather, and once to send him a birthday card from my son. FML
by Anonymous / 11/21/2015 at 8:47am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/11/2015 at 6:03am / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML
by LuxTheSarcastic / 11/06/2015 at 6:05pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/02/2015 at 2:05pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by 2pale / 11/01/2015 at 1:22pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, at a family reunion, my grandpa loudly said that I look like "a cheap Vegas whore" because of my heavy purple eye-shadow. I could tell that a few other people agreed. I was too embarrassed to explain that the "eye-shadow" was just dark circles. FML
by Anonymous / 10/23/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by AlwaysAfraid / 10/23/2015 at 6:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there, I overheard potential candidates talking about the boss of the company, mocking his alleged lack of credibility. Who's the boss? Me. They don't know that yet. FML
by Oli974 / 10/22/2015 at 9:08am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Work