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miss_kay07's favorite FMLs
by jaivolétonnez / 06/17/2015 at 1:54am / Transportation
Today, the main file and backups of the book I've been writing for 2 and a half years mysteriously vanished. It turned out my mum decided that me spending so much time in my room must mean I'm watching porn, and so she trashed everything. FML
by 4lphab3t4 / 06/11/2015 at 10:37am / United Kingdom (Harrow) / Miscellaneous
by Eisenhorn / 06/10/2015 at 1:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML
by roadie42 / 05/24/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by Paws_Cat / 05/20/2015 at 2:35pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML
by woof? / 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Animals
by mommylife / 04/15/2015 at 12:17am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by gottaflossmoreoften / 04/13/2015 at 11:40am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Health
by transcendingnerd / 04/13/2015 at 6:46am / Philippines (Manila) / Kids
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
by numbtongue / 03/13/2015 at 12:19am / New Zealand (Otago) / Health
by psh_idontbite / 03/12/2015 at 11:55pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/12/2015 at 6:26pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/12/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML
by Anonymous / 03/04/2015 at 1:20pm / United States / Health
Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML
by Anonymous / 03/01/2015 at 8:31am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Work