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miss_kay07

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1785
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About miss_kay07 : I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. :(

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miss_kay07's favorite FMLs

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

#18860865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36008) - you deserved it (10188)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

#18551023
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33339) - you deserved it (6452)

On 12/19/2011 at 2:55am - intimacy - by mo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

#18551023
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33339) - you deserved it (6452)

On 12/19/2011 at 2:55am - intimacy - by mo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26995) - you deserved it (7979)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

#18253944
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33857) - you deserved it (3298)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24255) - you deserved it (45440)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

#18138545
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34143) - you deserved it (5275)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my immature step-father rubbed my head destroying the $300 hairdo that took two and a half hours to finish. Three minutes before my wedding ceremony. FML

#18127002
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56244) - you deserved it (5997)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by Halle - United States (California)

Today, for our 3rd anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML

#18014393
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50239) - you deserved it (4569)

On 10/18/2011 at 10:16am - health - by stdpositivenow (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

#17930849
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24163) - you deserved it (2983)

On 10/07/2011 at 9:23pm - work - by Lucas79 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

#17839150
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32000) - you deserved it (15447)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

#17803687
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13308) - you deserved it (30126)

On 09/22/2011 at 9:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55926) - you deserved it (2762)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

#17365411
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13939) - you deserved it (57093)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

#17365411
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13939) - you deserved it (57093)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom



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