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miss_kay07's favorite FMLs
by gottaflossmoreoften / 04/13/2015 at 11:40am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Health
by transcendingnerd / 04/13/2015 at 6:46am / Philippines (Manila) / Kids
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
by numbtongue / 03/13/2015 at 12:19am / New Zealand (Otago) / Health
by psh_idontbite / 03/12/2015 at 11:55pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/12/2015 at 6:26pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/12/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML
by Anonymous / 03/04/2015 at 1:20pm / United States / Health
Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML
by Anonymous / 03/01/2015 at 8:31am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Work
by frediqqq / 02/25/2015 at 11:21pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting guy of about 30 gets on board with two huge bags. Worried, I keep an eye on him. I wasn't disappointed when he got 5 furry toys out of his bags and started to have a conversation with them. FML
by BilletsDoudous / 01/15/2015 at 1:51am / France / Work
by anon / 12/25/2014 at 3:20pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/18/2014 at 10:34am / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Love
by justjoking / 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm / United States / Work
by fuck / 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm / Norway (Buskerud) / Health
Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it, which he loves. He flipped out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML
by allykat / 12/02/2014 at 7:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals