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miss_kay07's favorite FMLs
by Anna / 07/02/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Miss_Blaine / 06/29/2016 at 4:05pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Scottie Too Hottie / 06/27/2016 at 6:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
by Sfg_926 / 06/26/2016 at 1:02am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
by anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 11:50pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
by XxmegaronixX / 06/25/2016 at 12:55am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by hellolaina / 06/24/2016 at 8:13pm / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to something crawling on my leg. Thinking it might be a spider, I jumped out frantically to check. The good news: it's not a spider. The bad news: it's a bedbug. My apartment was just treated for them. FML
by Elgrin / 06/17/2016 at 2:03pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 06/06/2016 at 12:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
Today, I'm so tired from constantly soothing my crying 2-month-old baby that I've started trying to soothe inanimate objects with baby talk when they make a noise. My fridge stated beeping and I began an involuntary chorus of, 'It's OK darling, shhhhhh, it's alright.' FML
by Babyhazy / 06/05/2016 at 5:52pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
by eebie jeebies / 05/30/2016 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML
by TotallyDeservedIt / 05/19/2016 at 1:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I both got smart watches. We were running around, acting like we were in a James Bond movie, having fun. Until our neighbors called the cops on us for hiding in their bushes. FML
by nykkymcallister / 05/18/2016 at 11:07pm / United States (Maryland) / Geek
by ash / 05/18/2016 at 4:00pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by ShouldIHelpIt / 05/17/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals