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  • Town/Country : Denver, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2338
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About miss_kay07 : Working on getting my shit together...

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Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML


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On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML


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On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML


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On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

Today, at the beach, I noticed a plastic bag in the water. I wanted to do something good for a change, help protect the environment and get it out. It wasn't a bag; it was a jellyfish. FML


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On 08/13/2014 at 12:28am - animals - by Muwz - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML


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On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML


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On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while sitting on my front porch, my cat came up beside me. I started idly stroking her, only to turn and realize I was petting a wild raccoon. FML


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On 07/11/2014 at 7:38pm - animals - by and god shat (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML


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On 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm - health - by FMyBrain (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML


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On 06/06/2014 at 2:24am - kids - by playdated - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of three years. I worked my ass off planning everything down to a T. It seemed perfect, until I actually proposed, at which point I was rejected and dumped, in front of my family, friends and two coworkers. FML


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On 04/29/2014 at 10:18am - love - by willstaysingle (man) -

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML


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On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML


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On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)

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