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miss_kay07's favorite FMLs
Today, I spent an hour trying to sleep before work, but I couldn't because my two dogs wouldn't stop barking. Completely pissed off, I finally went and told the little fuck nuggets to shut the shit up. I was then immediately knocked unconscious by the burglar in my house. FML
by SilentSin / 08/24/2015 at 10:02pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by gross / 08/06/2015 at 1:28pm / United States / Kids
by Lilo4life / 08/06/2015 at 11:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while walking alone through a sketchy neighbourhood after a party, I learned that I look too broke to even rob and "not worth the bother". Overhead from a guy waiting for me in a bush with a flashlight and his equally charming friend. FML
by ramherr / 07/13/2015 at 8:30pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Miscellaneous
by Steve97 / 07/13/2015 at 12:15am / United States (California) / Love
by brichard22 / 07/12/2015 at 10:25am / United States (California) / Kids
by quiet_screaming_ / 06/30/2015 at 10:21pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML
by 1010110100101101 / 06/19/2015 at 12:07pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by jaivolétonnez / 06/17/2015 at 1:54am / Transportation
Today, the main file and backups of the book I've been writing for 2 and a half years mysteriously vanished. It turned out my mum decided that me spending so much time in my room must mean I'm watching porn, and so she trashed everything. FML
by 4lphab3t4 / 06/11/2015 at 10:37am / United Kingdom (Harrow) / Miscellaneous
by Eisenhorn / 06/10/2015 at 1:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML
by roadie42 / 05/24/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by Paws_Cat / 05/20/2015 at 2:35pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML
by woof? / 04/19/2015 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Animals
by mommylife / 04/15/2015 at 12:17am / United States (Illinois) / Kids