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miss_kay07

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  • Town/Country : Denver, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 July 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3291
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Visits<b>Tripartita</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 5:25pm<b>PossibleMouse24</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 3:44pm<b>hodula1</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 10:59am<b>Oliveisthenewora</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 10:35pm<b>RetireEngland</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 3:57pm<b>Mad_Maxx</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 3:42pm<b>kingdomgirl94</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 2:19pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 8:39am<b>niceguy123</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 7:36pm<b>xmrshendersonxx</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 6:45pm<b>Pokefinch27</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 11:07pm<b>Vintage_Cola</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 3:23pm<b>MatthewK</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 2:20pm<b>Amaury56</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 5:56am<b>VoldooPed</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 1:19am<b>devildog562</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 9:09am<b>Countryboy6</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 8:04pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 4:57pm

Fucked!<b>RetireEngland</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 3:05pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 6:09am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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miss_kay07's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to a customer, when I choked on my spit. After I could breathe again I was so embarrassed I said the first thing that popped into my head, which was, "I'm sorry, I don't know how to swallow." FML

by chickfilady / 07/28/2016 at 11:10pm / Work

Today, I found out my dog is allergic to all forms of animal. His new vegetarian food is $90 a bag, and he refuses to eat it. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2016 at 12:45pm / Animals

Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 11:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, what was meant to be a fun hour-long paddle with a friend turned into a 5 hour ordeal involving a coast guard helicopter, an ambulance, a hospital visit and a ruined canoe. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 6:02pm / Health

Today, my mom figured that the best time to announce that I'm adopted was during her speech at my wedding. FML

by DidNotExpectThat / 07/18/2016 at 3:30am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was told to rub in my sunscreen because I looked like a ghost. I wasn't wearing any. I'm just that white. FML

by CasperTheFriendlyGhost / 07/14/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML

by Foot In Mouth / 07/12/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work

Today, unfortunately, my new husband's idea of foreplay is to tap me on the shoulder and tell me to roll over. I saved myself for marriage for this? FML

by Rover / 07/11/2016 at 3:03pm / Intimacy

Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML

by me / 07/10/2016 at 11:00pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health

Today, two people came up to me at school, asking if I'd sell them some of my Adderall. I only just transferred here and have never mentioned my ADHD or the Adderall I take for it to anyone. FML

by Anonymous / 07/10/2016 at 12:33pm / Health

Today, I walked in on my son flopping around on the floor with a blanket wrapped around his legs. Apparently at age 22, he'd rather pretend to be a mermaid than go out and get a damn job. FML

by Anonymous / 07/09/2016 at 12:09am / Kids

Today, I did a California stop during a drive with my Driver's Ed teacher. He made me get out, hug the stop sign and apologize to it. FML

by Anonymous / 07/08/2016 at 9:13pm / Transportation

Today, I thought the earwig infestation that had plagued my basement apartment for weeks had finally solved itself. Turns out the black widow infestation took care of it for me. Time to move. FML

by NotFromAustralia / 07/08/2016 at 1:25am / United States (Colorado) / Animals

Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML

by Anna / 07/02/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML

by Miss_Blaine / 06/29/2016 at 4:05pm / United States (Texas) / Love