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About missAlsa : Hey there everyone !
About me .. lets seee . Well i love reading (ALOT!) i love playin the piano i also love drawing , painting nnn sculpting . Im addicted to kick boxing.
Pretty much it :)
i also am a dreamer
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
Today, my husband yelled from upstairs, "Babe! BABE, COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened to our newborn daughter, I rushed up, only to find out he just wanted to show me that he'd learned how to spin a top on the tip of his penis without it falling. FML
Friday 6 December 2013