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mismonroe
  • Town/Country : Geldersheim (Schweinfurt), Germany
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 February 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 2955
  • Number of comments : 453
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About mismonroe : Eat me.

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Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35433) - you deserved it (5398)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

#16886506
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28536) - you deserved it (6561)

On 06/27/2011 at 7:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25027) - you deserved it (4122)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

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695 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67718) - you deserved it (14662)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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