Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

mishkaroni

Search for a member

mishkaroni

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Ab Carmi, Afghanistan
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 January 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1269
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mishkaroni : Ehhh...

mishkaroni's page activity

Visits<b>paigexox0</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 2:42am<b>bobman51</b> - the 08/16/2014 at 7:30pm<b>RabbidIbanez</b> - the 05/14/2014 at 1:30am<b>Dblocker</b> - the 01/04/2014 at 11:11pm<b>MikeonFML</b> - the 09/29/2013 at 8:53am<b>amanda1472</b> - the 08/27/2013 at 10:01pm<b>eliiteXXXninja</b> - the 07/09/2013 at 3:51am<b>amc597</b> - the 07/03/2013 at 2:12am<b>goawayy</b> - the 06/23/2013 at 12:21pm<b>breakingjase</b> - the 05/15/2013 at 12:30am<b>OnlyAvailableID</b> - the 04/21/2013 at 1:45pm<b>Doo2007d</b> - the 04/18/2013 at 4:40pm<b>klovemachine</b> - the 03/06/2013 at 3:04am<b>lVluse</b> - the 03/04/2013 at 7:07pm<b>kdn102</b> - the 09/18/2012 at 1:04pm<b>penpal33</b> - the 09/07/2012 at 4:36pm<b>KokiriKid</b> - the 08/30/2012 at 6:08pm<b>blueknight1st</b> - the 08/09/2012 at 12:10pm

mishkaroni's FML badges

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Follow up

You subsequently gave feedback by commenting on an FML that you’d submitted and was published.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML that was successfully published on the website. This makes you an exceptional human being.

See all of mishkaroni's badges

mishkaroni's favorite FMLs

Today, I came to work, to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

#180985
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91029) - you deserved it (4688)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

#123321
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13067) - you deserved it (44576)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by lifesucks (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML

#121635
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46435) - you deserved it (3675)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Ren (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML

#94927
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43875) - you deserved it (2759)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:22am - work - by Lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I handed in an assignment in health class that had to calculate my BMI. Embarassed by my weight I put it 15 pounds less. I got the assignment back and lost credit for something. Circled in red pen on the top was you must put your "EXACT" weight. FML

#92098
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38039) - you deserved it (16135)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:49pm - work - by ohh jeez. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML

#85022
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39819) - you deserved it (10565)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:27am - work - by muffinmen1022 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

#79663
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16026) - you deserved it (31775)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - work - by wow (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28693) - you deserved it (27758)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

#4954
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18864) - you deserved it (3395)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:11pm - work - by fonsui - United States (New York)

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

#523
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7667) - you deserved it (28728)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, my brand new and very expensive laser printer does actually print 10 times faster than my old one. Except there's nothing printed on the paper. Never mind, at least it makes a cool sound. FML

#458
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20042) - you deserved it (3555)

On 12/06/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by harry - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22116) - you deserved it (3051)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

#439
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17504) - you deserved it (6550)

On 12/03/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by pam - Sent from mobile version



FML's blog

  • Matteor's illustrated FML #2
  • So, is everyone back from their vacation? Can we get back to regular programming? No? OK, I get it. You're all still crying about not being at the beach any more, well, I am anyway. And this time of year…

Thursday 11 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: