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  • Number of visits : 466
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About misarei : simple yet complicated.

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Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML

#18181651
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29128) - you deserved it (4852)

On 11/07/2011 at 2:20am - love - by roadkill0321 - United States

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

#18180881
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28228) - you deserved it (7138)

On 11/07/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Janice - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML

#12786707
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29904) - you deserved it (5507)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:19pm - love - by doesntkissalot - United States (Florida)

Today, I superglued my headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in my ears. FML

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

#12781216
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13454) - you deserved it (34066)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, at a restaurant, I was joking around trying to make my friend laugh by pretending to be a ninja. I did this by putting my napkin in front of my face. I happened to look over at another table and saw that a lady wearing a burqa was giving me the most evil glare I have ever seen in my life. FML

#12768878
47 comments

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

#12760106
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33056) - you deserved it (3225)

On 08/26/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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