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misa_amane
  • Town/Country : São Paulo, Brazil
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 June 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 259
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About misa_amane : Just a japanese girl whose life sometimes is fckd

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Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9559) - you deserved it (69325)

On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47485) - you deserved it (2284)

On 05/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Neverthebride - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69466) - you deserved it (32923)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my wife has been singing "I can't get no satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones, all morning. She started singing it right after we had sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66521) - you deserved it (17284)

On 03/28/2009 at 10:16am - intimacy - by dhouse (man) - United States (Colorado)



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