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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 February 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 96
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mirthoflife : Favorite color pink, raver, kandikid, love playing league of legends (mirthoflife) EUW. My life is my story, and I'll make sure it is an amazing tale.

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mirthoflife's favorite FMLs

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46610) - you deserved it (5321)

On 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm - kids - by Anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

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162 comments

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On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46407) - you deserved it (6557)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

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98 comments

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On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

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131 comments

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67013) - you deserved it (5572)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)



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