About mirthoflife : Favorite color pink, raver, kandikid, love playing league of legends (mirthoflife) EUW. My life is my story, and I'll make sure it is an amazing tale.
mirthoflife's FML badges
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
mirthoflife's favorite FMLs
by Anon / 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm / United States / Love
Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML
by look before you speak / 02/09/2014 at 2:12am / United States / Love
by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML
by why god / 11/25/2013 at 1:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- Today, at 16, I had my first swimming lesson. I have to do it for physiotherapy and really didn't… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I…