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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2919
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mirthfulMessiahs : Hey, my name's Anna. I'm 15, have rainbow hair, and obsess over Batman and Homestuck. HoNk. :o)

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mirthfulMessiahs's favorite FMLs

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

by maaaryy / 01/07/2009 at 12:53am / Miscellaneous

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

by sm@rtie / 01/03/2009 at 3:38am / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the buses were on strike. FML

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

by DarkPhoenix / 12/04/2008 at 6:16am / Miscellaneous

Today, when I threw away my cigarette out of the car window, the wind blew it back in again. My trousers got completely burnt. FML

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

by Rolax / 11/06/2008 at 4:38am / Love