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Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12335) - you deserved it (25356)

On 12/27/2009 at 8:04am - animals - by axwound (woman) - United States (Florida)



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