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About miriamtareq599 : Your a creep why are you looking at my profile annyways!!! ----______----
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML
Friday 5 February 2016