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miriamtareq599
  • Town/Country : somthingvill, country land
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 January 1992 (22 years)
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About miriamtareq599 : Your a creep why are you looking at my profile annyways!!! ----______----

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Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11248) - you deserved it (24080)

On 12/27/2009 at 8:04am - animals - by axwound (woman) - United States (Florida)



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