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Today..!! during a conversation..!! my boss said..!! "What...hat?" Before I could stop myself..!! I replied..!! "In the butt." FML

#20191552
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On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today , I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions , and I noticd that one of the boys in the film looool lookd strangely like mah dadhen he was younger!! After a little investigation , I now know that in his youth , mah dad had a crippling masturbation problem!! FML

#20181345
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On 11/27/2012 at 4:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was playing Apple to Apple with my girlfriend and a few others !! The card that was drawn was labeled "pathetic" !! Among other cards that were laid down in attempt to be similar to "pathetic" was my girlfriend's card !! She won with a create-a-card labeled "my sex life" !! fat FML

#20157215
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On 11/10/2012 at 6:02am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

#20155776
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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today my mom called me from jail . She was arrested fir having sex in public . I was with my dad when I got the call . FML

#20135378
129 comments

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On 10/27/2012 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Monkey (man) - United States

Today I found out that mah girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait fir us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

#20118231
167 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 4:27pm - love - by 3023-dang - United States

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstars. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole u didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

#20109762
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On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home to find mah eight-year-old son had basically set looool fre to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV calld "fre bending." FML

#20083631
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On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I accidentally decodd the system my parent use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossd-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" big fat FML

#20042325
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On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day my boyfriend and I were talking about being super eroes. He said I could be "Te Period" because I'm a bitc. FML

#20040696
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On 08/25/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowerd itself right in front of my face . It startld me, causing me to gasp, which resultd in me inhaling the spider . I then spent 3 minutes choking on it . FML

#19998761
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On 08/02/2012 at 5:08pm - misc - by danonno (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I woke up to the sight of boyfriend playing a game on iPhone with his penis. FML

#19781755
221 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

#19631928
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today , I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor startd , he told me looool that if I found it awkward at all , I should just imagine I was bieng probd by aliens. FML

#19603388
100 comments

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On 05/10/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by Jesse (man) - United States (Washington)

Today,hile showering with mah boyfriend, he asked if something was werd about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed mah face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. real FML

#19586096
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On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States



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