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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 851
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

#14409585
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30433) - you deserved it (3915)

On 12/31/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

#14369430
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30325) - you deserved it (3467)

On 12/28/2010 at 1:03pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

#14150330
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42818) - you deserved it (7239)

On 12/10/2010 at 2:29am - intimacy - by rob -

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

#13972453
92 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 8:28am - misc - by Tom -

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

#13935751
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27505) - you deserved it (3648)

On 11/22/2010 at 10:25am - misc - by americanized (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

#13909761
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40529) - you deserved it (3987)

On 11/20/2010 at 9:00am - animals - by serveandprotectyeahright - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

#13768477
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45326) - you deserved it (3974)

On 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm - kids - by - (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML

#13353894
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39441) - you deserved it (4249)

On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

#13235832
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38385) - you deserved it (3003)

On 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Jake - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out I'm being sued by the man whose life I practically saved a month ago. He says the way I pulled him out of the car he was trapped in has left him with permanent back problems. FML

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

#12284629
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72516) - you deserved it (4190)

On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML

#11602306
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42854) - you deserved it (2901)

On 07/02/2010 at 12:21am - work - by lmao4eva93 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

#11470870
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53464) - you deserved it (9948)

On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML

#11305876
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20032) - you deserved it (27126)

On 06/19/2010 at 3:47am - kids - by Momma - Sent from mobile version



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