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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9356) - you deserved it (31623)
On 11/24/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by xkellybabyyx - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19610) - you deserved it (3503)
On 11/24/2009 at 3:11am - love - by Face_loser (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34294) - you deserved it (2498)
On 11/22/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by Micheal (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23852) - you deserved it (2251)
On 11/13/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by stubble (man) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21575) - you deserved it (2290)
On 11/07/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by AuntSucka (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, a woman evidently posted on a chat website asking for any young men to send pictures of their junk to her cell phone. Over 60 messages were sent, mostly by underage boys, most of them including the picture. Only problem. The number posted wasn't hers... It was mine. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18347) - you deserved it (1744)
On 11/03/2009 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by buckid310 (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5198) - you deserved it (21244)
On 10/28/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by Moody (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my son's teacher told me that I should take my son to the doctor, because he has been complaining of bad headaches. They ran some tests, and then removed a peanut that's apparently been lodged in his nose for months. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24396) - you deserved it (3660)
On 10/23/2009 at 10:06am - misc - by CarolinaD - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had a phone interview for a job I've had my eye on forever. I was dumped a few hours before the interview, but was okay until I was put on hold with music playing. Me and my boyfriend's song came on and I started bawling. I could hardly talk when they took me off hold. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23794) - you deserved it (6874)
On 10/17/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by amya (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I realized that choosing to live in the honors dorms was a terrible mistake. Quiet hours start at 6 PM and the only exception is if you are a member of the university marching band, which means you can practice your instrument at anytime in the lounge... located next to my room. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21177) - you deserved it (3475)
On 10/15/2009 at 7:17pm - misc - by Matt (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I found out that I owed my school $0.20. They decided to charge me a late fee of $20 for deferring the intial payment. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19670) - you deserved it (2585)
On 10/13/2009 at 11:04am - money - by latepayer (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I had to crown the homecoming queen, a responsibility of mine as class president. It just happened to be that the queen is my ex-girlfriend that I still love, escorted by her new boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29211) - you deserved it (2735)
On 10/11/2009 at 10:48pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I received a surprise "absolute final notice" email for payment of an overdue fee from the university I withdrew from 6 months ago. Turns out, my old landlord has been hoarding their letters to me. As a result, my credit is now in the shitter and I had to pay an extra $120 in interest. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22970) - you deserved it (1770)
On 09/29/2009 at 10:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Somessedup (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
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On 09/02/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia
Monday 20 May 2013
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