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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36789) - you deserved it (2157)
On 07/02/2010 at 12:21am - work - by lmao4eva93 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
I agree, your life sucks (31637) - you deserved it (15089)
On 06/30/2010 at 9:43pm - love - by JH (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (46108) - you deserved it (7657)
On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16748) - you deserved it (20016)
On 06/19/2010 at 3:47am - kids - by Momma - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37236) - you deserved it (6139)
On 04/10/2010 at 1:00am - money - by lance - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
I agree, your life sucks (41553) - you deserved it (7654)
On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8577) - you deserved it (14266)
On 01/25/2010 at 1:33am - health - by nyu (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I discovered that my girlfriend, who I've dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27646) - you deserved it (260)
On 01/17/2010 at 11:22am - love - by anonymous (man) - Austria (Steiermark)
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32768) - you deserved it (1632)
On 01/16/2010 at 2:17am - misc - by shockedgirl (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17633) - you deserved it (4743)
On 01/09/2010 at 1:45am - misc - by warningxxLidell (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23136) - you deserved it (1809)
On 12/30/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by 20 (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21690) - you deserved it (589)
On 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct for being drunk in public at a football game, and now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game, causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22369) - you deserved it (1642)
On 12/13/2009 at 5:12am - health - by cagel (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36848) - you deserved it (18245)
On 12/09/2009 at 8:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I am lying next to my new husband. We went to Hawaii for our honeymoon and planned on spending the entire time in bed together. We succeeded in that goal, with both of us unable to leave each other's side for entire week. Sex? No. Food poisoning? Yes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32547) - you deserved it (2103)
On 11/28/2009 at 5:03pm - health - by IndieRox (woman) - United States (California)
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