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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 942
  • Number of comments : 18
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Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

#19331196
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29875) - you deserved it (5206)

On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML

#19231418
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11628) - you deserved it (40182)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

#18802490
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26629) - you deserved it (8603)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML

#18601417
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24384) - you deserved it (15744)

On 12/24/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by Nowajerk (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

#18378086
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30526) - you deserved it (2212)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28256) - you deserved it (3697)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML

#18147280
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36047) - you deserved it (3159)

On 11/03/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by bethany - Australia

Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

#18080795
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27069) - you deserved it (6756)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:35pm - health - by lanikai610 - United States

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

#18070361
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37074) - you deserved it (3181)

On 10/25/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by myownperson - United States (Colorado)

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

#18030723
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27739) - you deserved it (2001)

On 10/20/2011 at 11:39am - money - by FATS DOMINO (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

#17844542
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26641) - you deserved it (2169)

On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

#17761780
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35167) - you deserved it (2306)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while going around trying to find a job, a manager came up to ask me, "Are you looking to work here?" I nodded happily, hoping this would be the end of my search. She looked me up and down, saw I had a jacket on to hide my tattoos and said, "Sorry, I can't hire heroin addicts." FML

#17555220
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27346) - you deserved it (9551)

On 08/23/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Protectress (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML

#17444027
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37489) - you deserved it (2235)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:46pm - love - by Matt - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

#17381652
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31103) - you deserved it (5261)

On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)



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