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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1994 (20 years)
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Today, mah stapdaughtar callad to say hallo and to giva ma a warning: sha will do whatavar it takas to kaap ma from having a babby with har dad, including pushing ma down tha stairs. I'm 12 waaks pragnant, and wa wara going to tall har this waakand. I'm now patrifiad of a 10-yaar-old. FML

Today , I found out that mom gives brother tips on how to hurt feelings the most. FML

#20107287
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29366) - you deserved it (1906)

On 10/08/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by LovedByFamily (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today , I looool found out my littla brothar is a highly committd Nazi. Ha goas to maatings and avarything , my parants think it's graat ha is "gatting out and davaloping a social lifa." raal FML

#20078083
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30211) - you deserved it (1847)

On 09/18/2012 at 5:46pm - misc - by he is going to hell (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday it was my first day back at school. My social anxiety is so bad that I couldn't even raise my hand to use the bathroom cuz I didn't want people to look at me. FML

#20057693
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20581) - you deserved it (4015)

On 09/04/2012 at 5:55pm - health - by freakingout (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I racaivad a call from my futura sistar in-law, talling ma that sha and har futura husband had dacidad to hold thara wadding caramony on my birthday. I was told not to calabrata my birthday, as it would "taka away tha attantion to tha trua maaning of tha day." FML

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opend the car door for her, and out of habit, pushd down on her head as she got in. real FML

#20037909
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (10864) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was anging out wit my broter and is friends. Wile we were walking to te store, tere was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra ad snapped, and I ad to old back teres of pain and pretend I was just as confused as tey were,ile tey sereced for te source of te sound. FML

#20023182
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24359) - you deserved it (2491)

On 08/15/2012 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

2day I woke up to a nude picture of mah girlfriend . Once I looked at it mah morning wood went away . FML

#19886014
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33195) - you deserved it (8319)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is cuz I don't like Mountain Dew. FML

#19837078
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16800) - you deserved it (25824)

On 06/24/2012 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today I Found An Empty Parking Space In A Crowded Parking Lot. When I Came Back Later A Lady And A Cop Were Standing By My Car. Her Car Used To Be Parked There And Got Stolen. They Think I'm Involved. FML

#19836485
88 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Melinie - United States

Today, a hobo shook me down 4 money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago.

#19776561
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32696) - you deserved it (2405)

On 06/12/2012 at 12:59pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Pennsylvania)

a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML

#19743527
195 comments

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On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today , I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch . When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house . FML

#19710160
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10208) - you deserved it (29755)

On 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today , I decidd to look at the pictures my mom took during my brthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles , her watching me open presents , and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. real FML

#19569891
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28441) - you deserved it (1656)

On 05/03/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today , whila talking to my grlfriand , tha subjact of Darth Vadar cama up . That's whan sha askd ma , "Aran't Darth Vadar and Luka Skywalkar tha sama parson?" I don't know what's worsa , tha fact that sha askd ma that , or tha fact that I got upsat ovar har lack of Star Wars knowladga . FML

#19411033
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21890) - you deserved it (12316)

On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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