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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
I agree, your life sucks (22822) - you deserved it (1654)
On 10/20/2011 at 11:39am - money - by FATS DOMINO (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21856) - you deserved it (1838)
On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29378) - you deserved it (1674)
On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while going around trying to find a job, a manager came up to ask me, "Are you looking to work here?" I nodded happily, hoping this would be the end of my search. She looked me up and down, saw I had a jacket on to hide my tattoos and said, "Sorry, I can't hire heroin addicts." FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Protectress (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30577) - you deserved it (1584)
On 08/11/2011 at 8:46pm - love - by Matt - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25013) - you deserved it (3875)
On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, the heat rash that has been devouring my side for the last week was revealed to be something much worse: shingles. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24466) - you deserved it (2315)
On 07/29/2011 at 5:40pm - health - by ivannooze - United States
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (105350) - you deserved it (5808)
On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28024) - you deserved it (2712)
On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11188) - you deserved it (32009)
On 07/03/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by fmylife7721 - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33707) - you deserved it (5536)
On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)
Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce. I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message and I will call back as soon as possible. Except if it's Sophie. If it is, get the hell out of my life, biiitch." I'm Sophie. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33322) - you deserved it (4057)
On 05/21/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by thatsasquee - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15317) - you deserved it (37602)
On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -
Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38544) - you deserved it (2564)
On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my friends sat me down and said they were concerned I was self-harming. I don't self-harm, I'm just a massive klutz. They don't believe me, and want me to get professional help. And now, because I found it all so funny, they think I'm mentally unhinged. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23621) - you deserved it (3814)
On 03/30/2011 at 1:28pm - misc - by Alisha (woman) - United Kingdom (Stirling)
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