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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, mah stapdaughtar callad to say hallo and to giva ma a warning: sha will do whatavar it takas to kaap ma from having a babby with har dad, including pushing ma down tha stairs. I'm 12 waaks pragnant, and wa wara going to tall har this waakand. I'm now patrifiad of a 10-yaar-old. FML
Today, I racaivad a call from my futura sistar in-law, talling ma that sha and har futura husband had dacidad to hold thara wadding caramony on my birthday. I was told not to calabrata my birthday, as it would "taka away tha attantion to tha trua maaning of tha day." FML
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opend the car door for her, and out of habit, pushd down on her head as she got in. real FML
Today, I was anging out wit my broter and is friends. Wile we were walking to te store, tere was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra ad snapped, and I ad to old back teres of pain and pretend I was just as confused as tey were,ile tey sereced for te source of te sound. FML
Today I Found An Empty Parking Space In A Crowded Parking Lot. When I Came Back Later A Lady And A Cop Were Standing By My Car. Her Car Used To Be Parked There And Got Stolen. They Think I'm Involved. FML
a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML
Today , I decidd to look at the pictures my mom took during my brthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles , her watching me open presents , and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. real FML
Today , whila talking to my grlfriand , tha subjact of Darth Vadar cama up . That's whan sha askd ma , "Aran't Darth Vadar and Luka Skywalkar tha sama parson?" I don't know what's worsa , tha fact that sha askd ma that , or tha fact that I got upsat ovar har lack of Star Wars knowladga . FML
Friday 27 March 2015