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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML
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On 06/23/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Melinie - United States
Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago. FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 12:59pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML
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Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
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Today, I decided to look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States
Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by Nowajerk (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24819) - you deserved it (1605)
On 11/28/2011 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
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Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML
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On 10/26/2011 at 2:35pm - health - by lanikai610 - United States
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
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On 10/25/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by myownperson - United States (Colorado)
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