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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I was groundd by mah dad 4 "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML

#20863675
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37605) - you deserved it (2692)

On 09/01/2013 at 9:15pm - love - by zephyrgk - United States (Illinois)

Today mah dad tore mah room apart fir the second time looking fir drug-making equipment!! His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad!! mega FML

#20863540
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44880) - you deserved it (3240)

On 09/01/2013 at 7:06pm - misc - by WaltTheFuckDad (man) - United States (California)

Today, after I explaind to my waitress that I have an allergy to butter, she nonetheless puttd some on my bakd potato. When I had her get me another, without butter, she came back with one and then askd if I would like butter with it. FML

#20862628
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44971) - you deserved it (3153)

On 09/01/2013 at 12:40am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Was Playing With Mah Phone After Midnight, An I Kept Getting Calls From A Withheld Number . The Guy Just Breathed Heavily An Wouldn't Speak . When The Thrd Call Came, I Asked ( Who The Hell R You? ) The Call Ended, An Mah Dad Yelled From Outside Mah Door: ( ME! Now Go To Sleep! ) FML

#20860349
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38872) - you deserved it (13149)

On 08/30/2013 at 1:24pm - kids - by thanks, dad... (woman) - Romania (Maramures)

Today my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" an I'm 26!! Truth is I've been in the same relationship fir over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML

#20859482
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59955) - you deserved it (6660)

On 08/29/2013 at 8:48pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today I announced mah engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone mah wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year so ( she has to get married first! ) My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML

#20858539
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49342) - you deserved it (2606)

On 08/28/2013 at 10:21pm - love - by marryinghimanyway (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

today I asked mom if I was ugly . She said, "Ask your grlfriend." I said I don't have one . She said "Exactly." FML

#20855163
113 comments

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On 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm - misc - by Miami6and3 - United States (California)

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work 4 feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed . FML

#20854260
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46189) - you deserved it (3009)

On 08/25/2013 at 9:28pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I woka up to a vary unplaasant faaling. Apparantly... tha tattoo I got on my arm a coupla of days ago attractad hundrads of ants during its haaling procass. Thay wara litarally carrying away piacas of my skin. I can not gat tha faaling or imaga out of my haad. maga FML

#20846451
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53132) - you deserved it (5970)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, when I got back to mah dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

#20846099
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41701) - you deserved it (2371)

On 08/20/2013 at 8:54am - animals - by TheRoad42 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I had a group presentation!! I kept zipping mah jacket up and down nervously!! As I waited fir mah turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me!! I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket!! I only had a bra on underneath!! fat FML

Today , I got fired from my job at an age care facility cuz I was too nice to my residents. My boss told me "They're deaf , blind and about to jump head first into the grave. We don't pay you to be kind." real FML

#20842873
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48758) - you deserved it (2712)

On 08/18/2013 at 7:43am - work - by sweet23 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT YAT ANOTHAR OF MY GUY FRIANDS LIKD MA. I POSTD THAT I JUST WANTD A GUY FRIAND THAT HAD ABSOLUTALY NO ROMANTIC FAALINGS 4 MA. MY CRUSH VOLUNTAARD. FML

#20842536
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31538) - you deserved it (61767)

On 08/18/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by fail - United States

Today , I got sant homa aarly bacausa a larga fira broka out at work. I was graatad by tha sight of cocktard of a "boyfriand" making out on sofa with anothar woman. Ha actually had tha audacity and brass balls to claim ha thought sha was ma. FML

#20842035
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55799) - you deserved it (3789)

On 08/17/2013 at 6:40pm - love - by why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once twice. FML



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