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mip_92
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9041
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

About mip_92 : I, honestly, don't know what to put here. Shoot me a message if you want to know something... I don't bite! :p

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Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22742) - you deserved it (1633)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML

#21399489
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20863) - you deserved it (3147)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML

#21399347
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23945) - you deserved it (1366)

On 04/25/2015 at 3:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house while he was at work, and put on his pants to make some tea. As I took my hot tea and laptop upstairs, the pants slowly started to fall down. I had to keep climbing with my pants around my knees, and shuffle awkwardly past my boyfriend's father. FML

#21399154
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19386) - you deserved it (6230)

On 04/24/2015 at 6:38pm - misc - by Bullet4MyChemaMo - Ireland (Cork)

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Today, a cute, new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

#21399135
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20956) - you deserved it (2680)

On 04/24/2015 at 5:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

#21397872
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27544) - you deserved it (4889)

On 04/22/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML

#21397382
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27603) - you deserved it (2482)

On 04/21/2015 at 11:40am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML

#21397356
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26160) - you deserved it (3125)

On 04/21/2015 at 9:48am - love - by veiny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

#21396858
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28651) - you deserved it (3091)

On 04/20/2015 at 2:06pm - animals - by craZycatLady - United States (Kansas)

Today, my grandma told me point-blank that she despises gays, but that she'll go to my wedding for the booze and nothing more. FML

#21396211
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29830) - you deserved it (4259)

On 04/19/2015 at 12:34pm - love - by leonuniz (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

#21395685
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21956) - you deserved it (29025)

On 04/18/2015 at 10:38am - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML

#21395572
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35992) - you deserved it (4618)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:01am - kids - by Anonymus (woman) - Sweden

Today, I got into an argument with my racist brother after he opened his god damn stupid mouth in front of my girlfriend. He actually tried to convince me that he's not a racist, because one of his favorite types of porn is black girls getting fucked by white guys. FML

#21395531
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28488) - you deserved it (2463)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:57am - misc - by assault and imnotracistbuttery (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML

#21395495
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29882) - you deserved it (1953)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:15pm - health - by khaoslife - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML



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