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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 August 1992 (23 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 18716
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

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Visits<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 12:44am<b>Siorghra</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 11:37pm<b>MM100</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 8:48am<b>DmanTheMan</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 3:51pm<b>Sam_Dchi</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 4:31am<b>The_ghetto_mango</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 4:51pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 2:37am<b>blupariah</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 10:45pm<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 10:58pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 1:29pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 2:20am<b>ncbb5</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 8:39am<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 4:51pm<b>oh_lordy_me</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 4:38pm<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 8:03pm<b>XxDanno316xX</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 9:43pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 2:26pm<b>PrestonWolf</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 1:27am

Fucked!<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 6:44am<b>The_ghetto_mango</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 9:51pm<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 2:03am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 5:22pm<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:23pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:52am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 9:52am<b>cabub007</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 7:10pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 6:14pm<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 5:39pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 11:17am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:13pm<b>briang959</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 1:54am<b>15Erik</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 9:11am<b>yolobruh890</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 1:28am<b>Birdbath123</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 5:16am<b>eaglerob</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 10:49pm

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mip_92's favorite FMLs

Today, as always, I'd be so incredibly happy if my girlfriend loved me even half as much as she loves her cat. FML

by Anonymous / 05/25/2016 at 1:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, I was the only driver at the pizza place I work at, since it was the morning shift. My recently made ex-boyfriend ordered pizza for delivery. Guess who got to take it to him. And guess who got a 34 cent tip. FML

by MagickAngel / 05/23/2016 at 3:19am / United States (Michigan) / Love

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Today, I recieved a failing grade on my huge end-of-term project. My group members forgot to put my name on it. FML

by centaursTesticle / 05/18/2016 at 8:34am / United States / Work

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Today, my mattress has gotten so old and trashed that I was woken up by two springs ripping through my bed sheets and stabbing me in the leg and abdomen. FML

by gavthewarealpaca / 05/16/2016 at 5:36am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I found out it's possible to dislocate your jaw just by yawning. Now I'm in the ER, looking like a total psycho. FML

by Anonymous / 05/15/2016 at 5:10pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I bought a treadmill as part of my goal to get fit for summer. It doesn't look like it's going to get much use, seeing as how I sprained my ankle trying to get it in my doorway. FML.

by Anonymous / 05/14/2016 at 4:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2016 at 6:34am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment when my nose started bleeding. I didn't know at first, so I blew my nose and an inhuman amount of blood sprayed out the side of the tissue all over my desk, the wall, and the student's paper. It looked like a murder scene. FML

by the bleeder / 05/13/2016 at 1:05am / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband and I got into a huge fight about his ex-fiancée, after I found out he's been confessing his love to her behind my back. Our fight ended with him yelling that yes, she's the love of his life, "But I still married you, didn't I?" FML

by JustTheWife / 05/12/2016 at 1:24pm / Denmark / Love

Today, I found out I owe the IRS over $2,000 because of a mistake they made. Their "apology" basically amounted to "Oops, our bad. Now pay up or you're gonna be Bubba's new bitch." FML

by Anonymous / 05/11/2016 at 11:53am / United States (Michigan) / Money

Today, while I have never been able to say my dog ate my homework, I do get to call several people and tell them my dog ate my wallet. He even chewed up my driver's license. FML

by Hesjustapuppy / 05/10/2016 at 8:56am / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, I realized why my dad got mad when he found out that my girlfriend and I have sex. Turns out he's jealous because he thinks she's hot, and wishes he was the one sleeping with her. FML

by seriouslydad / 05/08/2016 at 9:11am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that if I take back my expensive headphones that my daughter constantly borrows, she will play porn on max volume, whether or not I have guests over. FML

Today, I went on a coffee date with a man I met online. His "friend" had tagged along. We were having a good conversation, until the friend pulls out his laptop and says, "So let me tell you a little bit about our travel business," and talked about a pyramid scheme for an hour. FML

by Maddi / 05/03/2016 at 10:55pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the sensation to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML

by Pee.H.D / 05/02/2016 at 1:24pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous