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by Pissed / 06/20/2016 at 3:27pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by RIP / 06/18/2016 at 7:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/17/2016 at 11:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, someone finally came to fix my phone line after three weeks with no Internet. The engineer reconnected the phone line to the wrong apartment. I hope my neighbour is enjoying my unlimited broadband. FML
by caggybandicoot / 06/17/2016 at 10:37pm / United Kingdom (Torbay) / Miscellaneous
Today, I washed my boyfriend's work clothes, trying to make up for a fight we had earlier. After taking them out, I found his phone, wallet and keys at the bottom of the washer, completly waterlogged. This is not the peace offering I'd hoped for. FML
by bigbagofnope / 06/17/2016 at 4:17pm / United Kingdom / Love
by ouch / 06/16/2016 at 6:14am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, my brother started ranting about how fluoridated water is a conspiracy to "turn people gay". I said the government must be doing a shit job of it, since he's been drinking the stuff longer than I've been alive and is still married to a woman. He punched me so hard, my vision blacked out. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2016 at 1:07pm / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Miscellaneous
by stuck / 06/12/2016 at 1:59am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
by BloodyElegant / 06/11/2016 at 11:22am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, my wife said she was going to her friend's place to help her with couponing. She started getting ready at 5pm; shaved her legs, did her hair, put on skin-tight leggings and a low-cut top. Left at 6pm, snuck back in at 2:50am. Shit, couponing must be really exciting. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 1:15am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I came home to my wife packing a bag. We had been fighting recently and I understood why she was leaving, but then I noticed she wasn't packing her stuff. She explained that I was the one who was leaving, she was just packing my bag. FML
by Anonymous / 06/09/2016 at 7:37pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I took my girlfriend to her ex boyfriend's apartment for her to exchange his spare car keys for some of her grandmothers items. I waited outside in the parking lot for an hour, with no idea which door was his. She came out no longer a virgin. FML
by Joey / 06/04/2016 at 2:52pm / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Love
by RingofFire / 06/03/2016 at 7:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Spider fail / 05/31/2016 at 3:06pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous