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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6922
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About mip_92 : I, honestly, don't know what to put here. Shoot me a message if you want to know something... I don't bite! :p

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Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

#21364892
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10838) - you deserved it (1102)

On 02/27/2015 at 10:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

#21364648
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12843) - you deserved it (1331)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML

#21364495
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22797) - you deserved it (2108)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:13am - love - by shoggoth_wild - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was doing laundry, so I decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

#21364131
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19476) - you deserved it (3847)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:08pm - animals - by jynxisadouchebag - United States (California)

Today, I found out my son likes to pee in the shower. He stated, "It's okay because dad pees in the sink!" I'm living with a bunch of bears. FML

#21363816
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26320) - you deserved it (4043)

On 02/26/2015 at 6:24am - kids - by showerlover (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss used Siri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Siri responded by calling him "Daddy". FML

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

#21362728
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28674) - you deserved it (6054)

On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got for helping out. Turns out he wanted to stay home so badly to cheat on me. FML

#21362681
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30978) - you deserved it (2310)

On 02/24/2015 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by xxruby - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiance and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML

#21362501
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36870) - you deserved it (2072)

On 02/24/2015 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML

#21362430
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28702) - you deserved it (3079)

On 02/24/2015 at 6:50am - love - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29963) - you deserved it (4381)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
451 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41527) - you deserved it (3894)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

#21361029
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30792) - you deserved it (3718)

On 02/22/2015 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by bugger -

Today, my husband again lost his keys. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML

#21360688
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32371) - you deserved it (7729)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm - misc - by wife - United States (California)

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

#21360466
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31672) - you deserved it (3844)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -



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