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mintcar
  • Town/Country : silver spring, MD,, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 April 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 13492
  • Number of comments : 2145
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mintcar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPePoSno038&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( that would be me in video. )

My favorite band is The Cure and I've finally graduated with a B.S in Biology at UMBC( this May). I'm also a medical Scribe, meaning I get to shadow ER doctors, learn and get paid for it. I've always loved the field of medicine, and I know this Scribe position will better train me as I move on with my education.

I'm very sarcastic in nature and if I'm not making fun of you, then it probably means I don't like you. I also have tendencies of spewing dry humor at inappropriate times.



Cant dance, can't bowl to save my life, love Betty Crocker cake decorating kits, hate retro/multi step synthesis and sour candy.

That is all.

By the way, 'mintcar' is a song by The Cure. Robert Smith is nothing short of genius.

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Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML

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On 10/15/2010 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

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