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About mintcar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPePoSno038&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( that would be me in video. )
My favorite band is The Cure and I've finally graduated with a B.S in Biology at UMBC( this May). I'm also a medical Scribe, meaning I get to shadow ER doctors, learn and get paid for it. I've always loved the field of medicine, and I know this Scribe position will better train me as I move on with my education.
I'm very sarcastic in nature and if I'm not making fun of you, then it probably means I don't like you. I also have tendencies of spewing dry humor at inappropriate times.
Cant dance, can't bowl to save my life, love Betty Crocker cake decorating kits, hate retro/multi step synthesis and sour candy.
That is all.
By the way, 'mintcar' is a song by The Cure. Robert Smith is nothing short of genius.
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