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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of comments : 15
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Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45745) - you deserved it (6724)

On 04/22/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by fencernick (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)



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