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Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
by fencernick / 04/22/2009 at 6:40am / United States (New York) / Animals
by Picaresque / 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by karma / 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…