About minnesnowta_girl : •I love singing!
•I am obsessed with Harry Potter and have most of the books and all the movies.
•I love country music.
•After high school, I plan to go to college and get my Bachelor's degree in aviation and become a pilot in the United States Air Force.
•I am the youngest of four.
•I am a Minnesnowtan!❄
•I am a Ford-lover.
•I am a babysitter.
~I know that's a lot to read, but if you read it all and are interested, go ahead and message me! I'm on here quite a bit so I'll probably respond!8]
About minnesnowta_girl : •I love singing!
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minnesnowta_girl's favorite FMLs
Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him in. It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower. There's no way he didn't notice. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2013 at 2:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by DemiRawrs / 05/01/2013 at 1:23pm / United States / Health
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
by Anonymous / 04/30/2013 at 2:24pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I summoned the courage to call my abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't you go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. FML
by a tad whipped / 04/28/2013 at 4:44pm / Australia / Money
Today, I was driving and a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at him, but he didn't even react. I realized he wasn't admiring me he was admiring my truck. This is the 5th time this week. My truck gets more game than I do. FML
by Anonymous / 04/26/2013 at 10:50am / United States / Transportation
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
by really_now / 04/25/2013 at 8:56pm / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML
by pregz / 04/24/2013 at 8:18pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML
by Anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 12:06pm / United States / Transportation
by Mimi / 04/15/2013 at 9:35pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, as a learner driver, I embarked on my longest drive ever: back home, from Sydney to Melbourne, which is around a 700km drive. I managed to get the whole way without any problems. I crashed into my driveway. FML
by aaaaahhhh / 04/06/2013 at 4:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
Today, in my job as an assistant at a music venue, I had to get posters signed by that night's performer. When I walked into the dressing room, I was told, "unless you're sucking my cock then get the fuck out of here" and had the posters slapped out of my hands. It's my job to deal with these pricks. FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2013 at 9:26pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Work
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
by InfamousLastWord / 03/27/2013 at 3:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/16/2013 at 10:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/18/2013 at 2:44am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
Today, a guy wolf-whistled me as I walked to the shop wearing comfy joggers, no makeup and my hair scraped back. Feeling rather pleased about it, I told my best friend and my fiancé. Their unanimous conclusion: the guy must have been drunk or taking hallucinogenic drugs. FML
by bananamontana85 / 02/17/2013 at 5:20am / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled… Today, My family and I were in New Orleans. We passed by all of the naughty peep shows with posters… Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals.…