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  • Number of visits : 1647
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About minnesnowta_girl : •I love singing!
•I am obsessed with Harry Potter and have most of the books and all the movies.
•I love country music.
•After high school, I plan to go to college and get my Bachelor's degree in aviation and become a pilot in the United States Air Force.
•I am the youngest of four.
•I am a Minnesnowtan!❄
•I am a Ford-lover.
•I am a babysitter.
~I know that's a lot to read, but if you read it all and are interested, go ahead and message me! I'm on here quite a bit so I'll probably respond!8]

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Today, I beat mah extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over mah head. fat FML

#20674823
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42802) - you deserved it (5897)

On 05/20/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by soreloser (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well!! Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too!! FML

#20673285
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41156) - you deserved it (3384)

On 05/19/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by jfc, how just how (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today my wife gave brth to a beautiful babby grl . She's perfect in every way except fir her brth mark . It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo . mega FML

#20673142
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50093) - you deserved it (7013)

On 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , Ma Broter Tried To Convince Me To Get A Clitori Piercing At Is Recently Opened Piercing Studio . FML

#20668963
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59951) - you deserved it (6052)

On 05/17/2013 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

TODAY, MA 55 YEAR-OLD MOTER FAKED A PREGNANCY BECAUSE SE WAS JEALOUS OF ALL TE ATTENTION I'VE BEEN GETTING SINCE I AD MA TWIN BOYS . FML

#20663345
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47231) - you deserved it (2716)

On 05/14/2013 at 5:35pm - misc - by for the love of god (woman) - United States

Today... I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs... never drank alcohol... never had sex... never had psychological problems... never been to the hospital for something serious... never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML

#20657738
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51483) - you deserved it (18294)

On 05/12/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by peallow (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, my little brother wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a vrgin an they r not. They r 13 an 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML

#20657675
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57525) - you deserved it (7206)

On 05/12/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by lamsolonely - United States

Today, by pure cance, I found te websiteere boyfriend as been getting all te cute, "original" romantic texts e sends me, including te one tat made me fall in love wit im to begin wit. FML

#20651954
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46696) - you deserved it (9531)

On 05/09/2013 at 12:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia (Makkah)

TODAY, MY WATAR BROKA WHILA MY BOYFRIAND WAS BRAAKING UP WITH MA. FML

#20649270
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73673) - you deserved it (6560)

On 05/08/2013 at 1:41am - health - by Carrie - United States (California)

Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

#20644821
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64829) - you deserved it (5967)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons 4 a party in recognition of our company's huge merger!! Instead, he made condom balloons!! Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms 4 a prestigious company event!! A company whose CEO is named Dick!! looool FML

#20642182
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51273) - you deserved it (4442)

On 05/05/2013 at 12:14am - work - by ADickySituation - United States (Illinois)

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67479) - you deserved it (9932)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67479) - you deserved it (9932)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was hitting on a cute grl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opend Safari on my phone. It opend to my video from Pornhub I watchd yesterday and startd playing, on full volume, through the entre bus. FML

#20638691
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25813) - you deserved it (68168)

On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)

today I'm on holiday in Ghana . After having worn an anklet I bought ere for the past two weeks, I was told that it's usd by the local prostitutes to advertise thier trade . FML

#20637157
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46183) - you deserved it (7163)

On 05/02/2013 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ghana (Greater Accra)



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