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minnesnowta_girl
  • Town/Country : Iron Range, MN, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 598
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About minnesnowta_girl : •I love singing!
•I am obsessed with Harry Potter and have most of the books and all the movies.
•I love country music.
•After high school, I plan to go to college and get my Bachelor's degree in aviation and become a pilot in the United States Air Force.
•I am the youngest of four.
•I am a Minnesnowtan!❄
•I am a Ford-lover.
•I am a babysitter.
~I know that's a lot to read, but if you read it all and are interested, go ahead and message me! I'm on here quite a bit so I'll probably respond!8]

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Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

#800940
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33863) - you deserved it (158392)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (384415) - you deserved it (61658)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML

#673025
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46163) - you deserved it (7677)

On 03/29/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

#458180
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73315) - you deserved it (3284)

On 03/19/2009 at 12:42am - love - by Fwick (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

#247252
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50846) - you deserved it (10553)

On 03/08/2009 at 10:53pm - kids - by monty (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was in the bank with my seven year old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML

#187755
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49270) - you deserved it (2012)

On 03/02/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by lexibabe (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and his family had invited me to go on a Tropical family trip with them. When we got to the airport, security stopped me and opened my carry-on bag. I'd forgotten about the no-liquids rule. They took out a bottle of Massage Oil, Lube, Vagasil and Nair. His whole family saw. FML

#173589
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23616) - you deserved it (62687)

On 03/01/2009 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Kammy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31567) - you deserved it (2151)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22243) - you deserved it (6340)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

#542
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6511) - you deserved it (21985)

On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

#385
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5549) - you deserved it (26411)

On 11/25/2008 at 1:54am - intimacy - by TomPom - Sent from mobile version



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