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minnerxx3
  • Town/Country : Hartland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 February 1992 (20 years)
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Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66548) - you deserved it (9416)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40717) - you deserved it (31340)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:27pm - kids - by Fat Dad (man) - United States (Missouri)