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Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML
by whyme / 09/12/2013 at 10:44am / United States (Florida) / Love
by ugh Buck! / 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/11/2013 at 10:16am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by spiritbeast33 / 09/11/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML
by CityBoysNow / 09/10/2013 at 8:14pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Are you kidding me? / 09/09/2013 at 4:51pm / United States (Kansas) / Animals
by anonymous / 09/09/2013 at 4:16pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2013 at 1:44pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Renagirl / 09/09/2013 at 8:46am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
by jessel_ladd92 / 09/09/2013 at 2:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by merpaderp14 / 09/09/2013 at 2:15am / Canada / Intimacy
Today, I tried to get my golden retriever to stand in front of our church for a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought my dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg and began humping him. FML
by sillydoggy / 09/08/2013 at 9:42pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 7:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm / Switzerland (Bern) / Work
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 2:52am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle,… Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma…