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by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 12:02am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 5:51pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 4:09pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 3:32pm / Iceland (Gullbringusysla) / Miscellaneous
by sammieshortcake / 09/14/2013 at 11:30am / United States / Love
by Stripes_And_Dots / 09/14/2013 at 2:26am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Norvi / 09/14/2013 at 1:51am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Health
Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked what was wrong, she put her fingers in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles, and if "that's normal for girls". They did. It's not. FML
by Carebeareatu / 09/14/2013 at 1:42am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML
by -___- / 09/13/2013 at 8:37pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by Anonynommer / 09/13/2013 at 7:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Volunteer / 09/13/2013 at 6:24pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML
by Anonymous / 09/13/2013 at 5:40pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by Frenchie / 09/12/2013 at 5:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by sysadmin:~# rm -rf / / 09/12/2013 at 3:40pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
- Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in… Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not… Today, for my boyfriends 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit and…