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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 October 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 763
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About minktheshrink : Hey there,

My name is Tork and I'm currently 21yrs old. I'm a friendly guy. Anyone can send me a message for fun. If you don't know what to say then tell me something quirky about yourself. :) text also accepted: 412-436-5366

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Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36694) - you deserved it (12472)

On 04/21/2011 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53822) - you deserved it (5657)

On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15141) - you deserved it (37670)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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