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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

#16644081
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11936) - you deserved it (40394)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43006) - you deserved it (5120)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I am going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML

#16575408
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36317) - you deserved it (6125)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:50am - work - by aeghw1s - United States (Missouri)

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19751) - you deserved it (42049)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

#16554560
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16300) - you deserved it (30888)

On 06/07/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Mik (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
578 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102806) - you deserved it (11738)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55617) - you deserved it (7944)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

#16276951
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14583) - you deserved it (244215)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

#16111530
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34161) - you deserved it (8119)

On 05/09/2011 at 10:34pm - kids - by richkief76 -

Today, I learned the only job that actually wants me is as a peanut butter factory worker. I've been unemployed for 9 months. I'm also allergic to nuts. FML

#15931079
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34195) - you deserved it (3599)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:49am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet for when she "can't make it in time." FML

#15420091
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35441) - you deserved it (4192)

On 03/21/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41496) - you deserved it (33341)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

#15203950
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40197) - you deserved it (13395)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33290) - you deserved it (3628)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34384) - you deserved it (8155)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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