Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

miniluda12

Search for a member

miniluda12

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3123
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About miniluda12 : To me, FML is just a place to go to get a daily laugh. So for that, we thank you.

miniluda12's page activity

Visits<b>ThisIsMyUsernam</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 3:24pm<b>sullysair123</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 1:27pm<b>briannaaaleighhh</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 9:57pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 10:28pm<b>Ingalls9</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 5:17pm<b>paintedwings12</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 9:01am<b>ariesfyre00</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:53pm<b>BritSkits</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 12:35am<b>courtneycorynn</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 3:41pm<b>alexistomlinson</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 6:15pm<b>jimmer23</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 12:46pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 3:39pm<b>mgrazi99</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 12:48am<b>suckmideck</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 6:58am<b>abattior</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 9:22pm<b>cocainewhore</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 2:43am<b>tigerisabelle</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 12:21am<b>Advising</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 11:20pm

Fucked!<b>courtneycorynn</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 9:42pm<b>alexistomlinson</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 12:14am

miniluda12's FML badges

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of miniluda12's badges

miniluda12's favorite FMLs

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

#16644081
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10510) - you deserved it (37233)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39660) - you deserved it (4826)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I am going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML

#16575408
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33716) - you deserved it (5843)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:50am - work - by aeghw1s - United States (Missouri)

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18609) - you deserved it (40258)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

#16554560
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14660) - you deserved it (28377)

On 06/07/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Mik (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
577 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97602) - you deserved it (10798)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51803) - you deserved it (7500)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

#16276951
516 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12352) - you deserved it (228572)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

#16111530
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30517) - you deserved it (7761)

On 05/09/2011 at 10:34pm - kids - by richkief76 -

Today, I learned the only job that actually wants me is as a peanut butter factory worker. I've been unemployed for 9 months. I'm also allergic to nuts. FML

#15931079
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30842) - you deserved it (3328)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:49am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet for when she "can't make it in time." FML

#15420091
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33192) - you deserved it (4002)

On 03/21/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38611) - you deserved it (32140)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

#15203950
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39128) - you deserved it (13131)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31953) - you deserved it (3503)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31844) - you deserved it (7861)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



FML's blog

  • FML with pics? That's FML Pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a thousand words. We reckoned pictures could be worth 300 characters, which is why we launched FML Pics. The name says it all, really: it's an FML app, only with…

Monday 3 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: