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I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password looool and now I have no idea wat it could be. FML

#19911414
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27095) - you deserved it (4260)

On 07/08/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

#19909229
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24564) - you deserved it (1531)

On 07/08/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, My Boyfriend Of Seven Monts And I Were Looking At Some Pictures On Is IPad. I Saw A Picture Of A Kid Of About Two Years Old Tat Looked A Little Like Im. I Jokingly Said, ( Wat, Is Tat Your Son? ) Imagine My Surpriseen E Said Tat It Was. FML

Today , my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night!! It triggerd the burglar alarm,hich woke up everyone in the house!! If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before , they certainly do now!! mega FML

#19876638
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22081) - you deserved it (4197)

On 07/01/2012 at 4:01pm - love - by Jacqueline (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I Was T-boned At An Intersection. In An Ambulance. On The Way To The Hospital After Being T-boned At An Intersection. FML

#19873048
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37396) - you deserved it (1731)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I confessed feeling to the girl I've been in love with fir three yeres. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me y I had to have chosen her. FML

#19850692
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25078) - you deserved it (2395)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:18pm - love - by Oraashi (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I slammd my middle finger in a drawer!! I screamd and my mom came running into the kitchen!! She askd me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger!! She hasn't spoken to me since this morning!! FML

#19848843
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25032) - you deserved it (5366)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she tells me I can't attend because Robin Williams graduated from Juilliard, an he now has too much facial hair. FML

#19838492
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27911) - you deserved it (1876)

On 06/24/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by A.W (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is cuz I don't like Mountain Dew. FML

#19837078
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16800) - you deserved it (25824)

On 06/24/2012 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I mistook mah dog's head 4 the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

#19829657
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7861) - you deserved it (24107)

On 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by hakura madada - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, My Friend Told Me She Was Going To Start Drinking Gatorade, So She Could Get The Body Shape Of The Athletes On TV . When I Trid To Explain To Her That She'd Also Ned To Work Out To Achieve This, She Went Nuts An Hurld The Bottle At My Face . FML

#19818788
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26679) - you deserved it (2928)

On 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by phonnah - United States (Maryland)

Today , I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31678) - you deserved it (4270)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I walkad in on my naw puppy paaing on tha carpat. Tha trainar had told ma to punish har whan sha's bad by shaking a matal can of pannias at har, sinca tha noisa scaras dogs. I shook it at har, and sha raspondad by having axplosiva diarrhaa all ovar tha carpat in fright. maga FML

#19578544
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17468) - you deserved it (29904)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of themho was quite attractive . He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face . He apologized, and I then 4 some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19248) - you deserved it (36902)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today I Finally Workad Up Tha Couraga To Tall My Girlfriand Wa Should Start Saaing Othar Paopla. Sha Said "Don't Worry I'm Alraady Way Ahaad Of You." FML

#18840950
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32275) - you deserved it (9233)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:09am - love - by too slow - United States



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