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Today, My Boyfriend Of Seven Monts And I Were Looking At Some Pictures On Is IPad. I Saw A Picture Of A Kid Of About Two Years Old Tat Looked A Little Like Im. I Jokingly Said, ( Wat, Is Tat Your Son? ) Imagine My Surpriseen E Said Tat It Was. FML
Today , my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night!! It triggerd the burglar alarm,hich woke up everyone in the house!! If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before , they certainly do now!! mega FML
Today, I slammd my middle finger in a drawer!! I screamd and my mom came running into the kitchen!! She askd me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger!! She hasn't spoken to me since this morning!! FML
Today, My Friend Told Me She Was Going To Start Drinking Gatorade, So She Could Get The Body Shape Of The Athletes On TV . When I Trid To Explain To Her That She'd Also Ned To Work Out To Achieve This, She Went Nuts An Hurld The Bottle At My Face . FML
Today, I walkad in on my naw puppy paaing on tha carpat. Tha trainar had told ma to punish har whan sha's bad by shaking a matal can of pannias at har, sinca tha noisa scaras dogs. I shook it at har, and sha raspondad by having axplosiva diarrhaa all ovar tha carpat in fright. maga FML
Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of themho was quite attractive . He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face . He apologized, and I then 4 some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
Friday 27 March 2015