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miniluda12
  • Town/Country : On Twitter, United States
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  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

#14093907
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20286) - you deserved it (9090)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:53am - kids - by Ed - United States (California)

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

#13949497
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5297) - you deserved it (39893)

On 11/23/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by horn-y (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in the window display of a shop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manhole on the street. FML

#13718140
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24600) - you deserved it (8026)

On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8328) - you deserved it (29178)

On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

#13167367
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11056) - you deserved it (42624)

On 09/23/2010 at 7:01am - misc - by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

#13144525
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21893) - you deserved it (6132)

On 09/21/2010 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML

#13079046
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32146) - you deserved it (3035)

On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML

#13013607
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30787) - you deserved it (4225)

On 09/12/2010 at 1:22am - love - by stood-up (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

#12726945
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29455) - you deserved it (4059)

On 08/24/2010 at 8:48pm - animals - by vstan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my family and I were about to watch the video my dad took of me walking across the stage at my high school graduation. Turns out he recorded the wrong kid. FML

#11047935
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35049) - you deserved it (2439)

On 06/08/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by highschoolgrad (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

#8074881
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27471) - you deserved it (4130)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

#8047557
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24101) - you deserved it (5705)

On 02/09/2010 at 9:56am - health - by caitplaysguitar (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

#7927518
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25600) - you deserved it (2755)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was run over by a car. My car. My 8 year old son put the car in neutral in the driveway while I was behind it. FML

#6605116
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22782) - you deserved it (6675)

On 12/04/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by qwertogo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad. We went to the edge of a cliff to "relieve ourselves". He peed and it came and hit me in the face, he did it on purpose. So, I decided to get him back and peed at him. The wind changed direction and hit me in the face again. FML

#6517380
70 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 5:53pm - misc - by Harry (man) - United States (California)



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