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Today, I cummed home from work to fine mah five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall!! The same wall that I had to repaint last week cuz it had puppies on it!! FML

#14093907
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24589) - you deserved it (9827)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:53am - kids - by Ed - United States (California)

Tadayhile mah mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive . As soon as I got back in the car, mah mom pulled looool up 2 parking spaces away from me . She didn't notice me bend down to hide.. . until I accidentally hit the horn in the process .

#13949497
139 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by horn-y (woman) - United States (Arizona)

today my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in te window display of a sop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manole on te street. big fat FML

#13718140
149 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day mah chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell... and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't... but it's nice to know mah "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
107 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after I got off work, as I walkd into the house, I noticd something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kickd it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

#13167367
315 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 7:01am - misc - by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Found Out That Mother Has Been Seeing Maths Teacher . I'm Still Failing His Class . FML

#13144525
95 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY MY GRLFRIAND'S DAD OFFARD MA $100 TO BRAAK UP WITH HIS DAUGHTAR. I AAGARLY RAPLID ( NO )... BUT MY GRLFRIAND GRABBD THA MONAY AN SAID... ( DAAL. ) FML

#13079046
96 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me 4 a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department that he'd broken up with me. FML

#13013607
83 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 1:22am - love - by stood-up (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that cummed out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

#12726945
144 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 8:48pm - animals - by vstan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , mah family and I wara about to watch tha vidao mah dad took of ma walking across tha staga at mah high school graduation. Turns out ha racordad tha wrong kid. FML

#11047935
91 comments

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On 06/08/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by highschoolgrad (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , ahite guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

#8074881
106 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Watcd Boyfriend Pick All Te Dead Skin Off Of Is Feet. And Ten Fling It At Me. Mega FML

#8047557
114 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 9:56am - health - by caitplaysguitar (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my little sister asked me wat se would look like wen se got older . I told er tat se would probably look a lot like me . Se started to cry . fat FML

#7927518
56 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went hiking with mah friend. We both had to pee really bad. We went to the edge of a cliff to "relieve ourselves". He ped and it came and hit me in the face, he did it on purpose. So, I decidd to get him back and ped at him. The wind changd drection and hit me in the face again. FML

#6517380
70 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 5:53pm - misc - by Harry (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML

#6459565
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15374) - you deserved it (37078)

On 11/26/2009 at 6:50am - misc - by harrypottermuch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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