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Tadayhile mah mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive . As soon as I got back in the car, mah mom pulled looool up 2 parking spaces away from me . She didn't notice me bend down to hide.. . until I accidentally hit the horn in the process .
2day mah chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell... and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't... but it's nice to know mah "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
Today, after I got off work, as I walkd into the house, I noticd something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kickd it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me 4 a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department that he'd broken up with me. FML
Today, I went hiking with mah friend. We both had to pee really bad. We went to the edge of a cliff to "relieve ourselves". He ped and it came and hit me in the face, he did it on purpose. So, I decidd to get him back and ped at him. The wind changd drection and hit me in the face again. FML
Friday 27 March 2015