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Visits<b>youhavegottobeki</b> - the 12/29/2012 at 5:32pm

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31801) - you deserved it (2161)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

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On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)

Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML

#1158
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On 01/14/2009 at 6:20pm - kids - by Old? - United States (Washington)

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version



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