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Visits<b>youhavegottobeki</b> - the 12/29/2012 at 5:32pm

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Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

#108416
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47166) - you deserved it (15398)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by j0hn (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

#98497
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81830) - you deserved it (6260)

On 02/21/2009 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by pchemist (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

#93676
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82486) - you deserved it (7530)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was feeling really upset and called my boyfriend. He said "Can you feel upset a little later? I'm watching a movie." FML

#69146
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41395) - you deserved it (5607)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:35pm - love - by noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was feeling really upset and called my boyfriend. He said "Can you feel upset a little later? I'm watching a movie." FML

#69146
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41395) - you deserved it (5607)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:35pm - love - by noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML

#11922
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32541) - you deserved it (1779)

On 02/06/2009 at 4:32pm - love - by Flabbergasted (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

#9051
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56965) - you deserved it (8473)

On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21158) - you deserved it (9861)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27529) - you deserved it (8052)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML

#2979
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23254) - you deserved it (1920)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:47am - love - by uninspired - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was watching 'Tool Academy' with my girlfriend. When asked which Tool I would be, I replied with Power Tool. She then stated I would be 'Tiny Tool'. I'm 240 pounds. I don't know if she was calling me fat, or saying I have a small penis. My best guess would be both. FML

#2732
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18927) - you deserved it (3951)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by soundbox - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34620) - you deserved it (2399)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

#2489
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45641) - you deserved it (3558)

On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)

Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML

#1158
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20677) - you deserved it (1805)

On 01/14/2009 at 6:20pm - kids - by Old? - United States (Washington)



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