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Visits<b>youhavegottobeki</b> - the 12/29/2012 at 5:32pm

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Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by mah credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I am actually alive. FML

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On 01/05/2010 at 7:02pm - money - by Arsinoe (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. mega FML

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On 01/03/2010 at 5:36am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today,hilst at my boyfriend's family get together , his cousin got really drunk and decided to ask my boyfriendhen he was planning on proposing to me , loud enough for everyone to hear !! An awkward silence was followed by my boyfriend's mother,ho clerely said "hopefully never." big fat FML

#7118046
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On 01/03/2010 at 1:53am - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today,han I was unpacking all of mah stuff, mah parants daclarad that thay ara going to liva in Australia, and hava found ma a 'friand' . I am a 14 yaar old grl at boarding school, and mah friand is mah naw fostar mum . FML

#7086130
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On 01/01/2010 at 5:07pm - work - by manksy (woman) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

TODAY , THE POLICE CALLED AND TOLD ME THAT THEY HAD ALEX IN CUSTODY. APPARENTLY , SHE HAD PUBLIC SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN AND WANTS ME TO COME BAIL HER OUT. ALEX IS MY MOM. BIG FAT FML

#7014156
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On 12/29/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by runescapeftw (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday my boyfriend told his parent about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

#6952293
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On 12/26/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY PARENT TOLD ME THEY'RE GETTING A DIVORCE. HOWEVER, THEY ASKED ME TO TELL ANY OF THE FAMILY SO THAT THE NEWS DOESN'T SPOIL CHRISTMAS. THANKS, MOM AN DAD. FML

#6939095
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On 12/25/2009 at 1:19pm - misc - by parentalfail (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, mah 8 year old son decidd to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well playd son. FML

#6937557
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On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today... I got a call from my local hospital's emergency room... stating my wife was in labour. My wife and I split years ago... but just haven't divorced. She is telling everyone I am the baby's father... my current girlfriend is 7 months pregnant with my child. FML

#6863042
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On 12/21/2009 at 10:23am - intimacy - by johnG (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grandparents thought it would be acceptable to give me and my wife Christmas presents to take to my ex-wife, along with a card saying how much they missed her and to get in touch with them next time she is in town . FML

#6843918
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On 12/20/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by B-Rizzle (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah best friend decidd to admit to me that he and mah grlfriend have been cheating behind mah back for the past two months. The reason he finally admittd it? Because she is now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML

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On 12/18/2009 at 3:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I was talking to my aunt about my brother's recent arrest fir drug possession. I proudly told her that I have never done drugs of any kind. Her response: "Well... actually you were born addicted to heroin... so you had a drug problem long before your brother." FML

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93 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 2:23pm - health - by drugbaby (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend askd me y girls don't have armpit hair. FML

#6758302
126 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I got an e-mail from mah University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct fir being drunk in public at a football game , an now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game , causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML

#6735017
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On 12/13/2009 at 5:12am - health - by cagel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't u the girl who's dad always cummed in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML

#6714593
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On 12/11/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by Childhood (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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