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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
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On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
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On 05/27/2010 at 4:59pm - misc - by Nchristine - United States
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
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On 05/23/2010 at 1:32am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
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Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
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On 05/19/2010 at 4:19pm - love - by Amy - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
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On 05/09/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by imustbegay - United States
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm - love - by hurt (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm - misc - by meowtickmeow - United States (Ohio)
Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by misty_love (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by notamathematician (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 2:42pm - love - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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On 03/05/2010 at 7:54am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 7:01pm - love - by Stephanie (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 8:26pm - love - by WhiteLiar (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
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