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YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by UltraHoe69 - United States
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 2:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherf*cking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)
Today, my wife and I received confirmation that she has postpartum depression. When sharing this with the family, my mother exclaimed "I told you she was a psycho!" Now my wife is crying louder and more often than our newborn. Thanks, mom. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 3:03pm - health - by ppd_sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 7:31pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 3:11pm - work - by sam - United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who I had broken up with the day before, had set my car on fire. I had just finished restoring it. I was going to insure it today. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 11:34am - misc - by hotride -
Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 8:55pm - misc - by kingkarnie - United States
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 2:29am - intimacy - by rob -
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