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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 12:16am - love - by effyou (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by mom21 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, and I had an epileptic fit. He had never seen me have one, and it freaked him out. He rang me later to dump me, as he didn't want to go out with someone who acted like a 'spaz' in public. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 6:28am - love - by gmarina789 (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
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On 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm - love - by lovehim (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 2:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36556) - you deserved it (2261) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by me - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had my first job interview in months. The interviewer started by introducing herself and asking how I was. I got caught between introducing myself and telling her how I was and replied "I'm Kate thanks". FML
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On 01/14/2011 at 2:51am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I found out that my Mum has spent the money she's been saving for my wedding on moving house. She called saving for a wedding for me a 'pointless cause' as it's probably never going to happen now. I'm only 22. FML
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On 01/12/2011 at 8:14am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML
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On 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my entire family of five is sharing one roll of toilet paper. My parents refuse to buy any, because my father can get it free from his work. He's forgotten to bring any home every day without fail for the past seven days. FML
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On 01/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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