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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
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On 04/02/2011 at 12:44pm - love - by Jon (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
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On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 1:35pm - love - by gRRRrr (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was talking to my wife of two years on the phone, when she suddenly broke down and confessed to having been cheating on me with my best friend. Apparently, it started 8 months ago. I've been in Afghanistan for 10 months. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 12:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 2:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
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On 03/20/2011 at 3:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by aldfgadfklbg (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 6:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I asked my dad what his plans for Friday were. Apparently, he's going to a concert with my step-mom all evening. It's been their plan for months. Friday is my birthday. That's been set since the day I was born. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 5:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
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