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minii
  • Town/Country : Australia
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 April 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

#17162768
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23727) - you deserved it (3427)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:22pm - health - by deeenalynn - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33688) - you deserved it (5338)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his fifteen year old daughter, the dog. FML

#17122857
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24390) - you deserved it (3160)

On 07/15/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by kacysospacyy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML

#17119657
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21513) - you deserved it (1753)

On 07/15/2011 at 7:38am - work - by TabbiNicole - United States

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

#17088457
79 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave me the 'let's just be friends' speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML

#17080368
38 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by Anonanon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
175 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

#17054303
132 comments

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On 07/10/2011 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

#17023153
344 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

#17019799
208 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by anonbob (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

#16944074
105 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Amanda - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
441 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
181 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)



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