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Visits<b>youhavegottobeki</b> - the 12/29/2012 at 5:32pm

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Today, I walkd in on ma usband making out wit is accountant, te same woman wo comfortd me wen e ceatd on me te year before. FML

#20675748
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On 05/20/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, MAH PARENTS POSTED ON FACEBOOK THAT THEY WERE EXCITED THAT MAH SISTER WAS PREGNANT AND COULDN'T WAIT TO BE GRANDPARENTS. LAST WEEK I TOLD THEM THAT I, A 33-YEAR-OLD HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN, WAS PREGNANT AND THEY TOLD ME I WAS RUINING MAH LIFE AND ENCOURAGED ME TO HAVE AN ABORTION. FML

#20674602
74 comments

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On 05/20/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by pregnant loser apparently (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today my wife gave brth to a beautiful babby grl . She's perfect in every way except fir her brth mark . It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo . mega FML

#20673142
198 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah cockgoblin of an ex showed up at mah house, begging me to take him back . This guy, with his friends' help, faked being kidnapped just so he could use the "trauma" to guilt me looool into sleeping with him after he "escaped" . When he finally left, he yelled that I'm a selfish bitch . FML

#20673056
74 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 2:02pm - love - by SariLone (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I reconnected with mah best friend from childhood, an after a tereful confession, found out that fir most of mah engagement to mah husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. mega FML

#20672990
60 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today looool I woka up without my fiancé in bad naxt to ma but I assumad ha'd gona to work aarly. I want on Facabook to find that ha had postad a braak-up post to himsalf from my account an sat my status to singla. I than found a nota with "Sorry" writtan on it stuck to tha kitchan countar. FML

#20663501
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On 05/14/2013 at 6:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) -

TODAY, MA 55 YEAR-OLD MOTER FAKED A PREGNANCY BECAUSE SE WAS JEALOUS OF ALL TE ATTENTION I'VE BEEN GETTING SINCE I AD MA TWIN BOYS . FML

#20663345
69 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 5:35pm - misc - by for the love of god (woman) - United States

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

#20662485
193 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

#20661511
137 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 7 yeres with another woman. He panicked and blamed it on the "long distance" and how we "never see each other". We've lived in the same neighbourhood since we were 5 yeres old, and we've lived together 4 the past four yeres. FML

#20649796
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Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

#20644821
56 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

TODAY , MY NEIGHBOURS' WHINY EMO OF A DAUGHTER GOT DUMPED BY HER BOYFRIEND. IN HER INFINITE WISDOM , SHE'S CHOSEN TO COPE BY PLAYING ON HER RECORDER THE WORST RENDITION OF "MY HERET WILL GO ON" THAT I'VE EVER HERED. IT'S BEEN GOING ON ALL DAY. NOW I KNOW WHY HE DUMPED THIS IDIOT. FML

#20641408
133 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today I was out with mah grandma when a pair of very shady guys approachd us in the street hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride she pulld a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck gran? FML

#20640901
81 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
169 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her fir half-an-hour I finally said , ( At least you're not doing drugs. ) She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said , ( At least I'm not a prostitute? ) FML

#20640404
238 comments

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