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Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

#17729404
160 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by siikman313 - United States (New York)

Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML

#17715893
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36917) - you deserved it (2955)

On 09/11/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML

#17686275
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29653) - you deserved it (2087)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

#17680724
104 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by purpleivy (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

#17658715
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41859) - you deserved it (2167)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
226 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

#17613922
52 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)

Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML

#17600344
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28850) - you deserved it (2540)

On 08/28/2011 at 12:06am - love - by bubbashrek - United States

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
242 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML

#17547423
99 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by kris (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

#17526704
244 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML

#17522033
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28093) - you deserved it (8325)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:47pm - misc - by friendly_neighbourhood_psycho (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML



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