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Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Forever sad (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
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On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 12:28am - work - by Username - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
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On 09/25/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Eric Moore - United States (Texas)
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22185) - you deserved it (25381) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by ThisGuy775 - United States
Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying "that's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm - work - by Mandy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by siikman313 - United States (New York)
Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by purpleivy (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)
Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)
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