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Visits<b>youhavegottobeki</b> - the 12/29/2012 at 5:32pm

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Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML

#19581290
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37350) - you deserved it (3724)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Damn (woman) - Australia

Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML

#19576269
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28242) - you deserved it (2097)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML

#19575941
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44148) - you deserved it (2774)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
131 comments

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On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML

#19569891
116 comments

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On 05/03/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my fiancée informed me she'd invited her ex-husband to our wedding at her parents' request. FML

#19480512
78 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 8:57pm - love - by Tony (man) - United States

Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML

#19477249
180 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 4:12am - intimacy - by oface13 (man) - United States

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

#19464773
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25884) - you deserved it (1513)

On 04/14/2012 at 1:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

#19404370
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30501) - you deserved it (1987)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

#19350596
95 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML

#19301577
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29061) - you deserved it (2731)

On 03/18/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Rapunzel (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
157 comments

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On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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