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Visits<b>youhavegottobeki</b> - the 12/29/2012 at 5:32pm

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Today, My Boyfriend An I Were Furniture Shopping!! They Had Miniature Versions Built Of Some Of The Desks!! He Commented How They Were "cute Fir Little Kids" To Use!! They Were 6 Inches Tall!! I Had To Explain To Him That They Were Only Models, Not Real Desks!! I'm Dating Zoolander!! FML

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On 07/14/2013 at 9:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today , my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral . fat FML

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108 comments

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On 07/14/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by thatsfine (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today my water broke !! I called my mom ho had agreed to watch my other two kidshile I went to the hospital !! When I asked her to come over she just said "Sorry now isn't a good time." FML

#20781242
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On 07/14/2013 at 12:32am - health - by Upset Mommy - United States

Today, mah grlfriand of ovar four yaars chaatd on ma in ravanga for ma abandoning our data last night . I'm a surgaon on call at tha local hospital . FML

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On 07/13/2013 at 5:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I announcd my thrd pregnancy to my family . My dad's only reaction was to scoff, "Really? Stop breeding already." fat FML

#20780277
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On 07/13/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my 13-yaar-old daughtar and I want to a tropical thamad rastaurant!! Sha wantad a strawbarry Daiquiri , so I askad tha waitrass for a virgin strawbarry Daiquiri!! My daughtar than said , "But dad , I'm not a virgin." FML

#20775827
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On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was verbally abusd by a customer because her entrée was too fishy. I'm not the chef, just the waiter an I work at a fish grill. FML

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On 07/08/2013 at 7:54pm - work - by NathanA - United States (California)

Today... my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
164 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , at the doctor's , I had lots of papers to fill out so boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them an the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders boyfriend had written , "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

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On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WOKE UP AT MAH COUSIN'S HOUSE AFTER STAYING THE NIGHT. I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM LIKE I USUALLY DO AND SHUT THE DOOR. APPARENTLY THE DOOR LOCK ON THIS BATHROOM DOESN'T FUNCTION PROPERLY. I DISCOVERED THIS WHEN MAH 4-YEAR-OLD COUSIN WALKED IN ON ME PUTTING A TAMPON IN. MEGA FML

Today , I saw mah older sister 4 the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman mah college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately , our reunion was fueld by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

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On 07/02/2013 at 10:39pm - love - by Jenn (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today I Went Out On A Date With A Grl. Everything Was Going Well Until I Shard How My Family Was Affectd By The 2010 Earthquake In Haiti. She Immediately Got Up And Left Calling Me A Liar. Apparently I'm "too Cute" To Be Of Haitian Descent. What The Hell? FML

I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29 , my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

2day my boyfriend of 2 months broke up with me after finding out that I reload my own shotgun shells and I shoot competitively . His reasoning? He didn't want to date a ( cheap and dangerous woman . ) Seriously? FML

Taday futura sistar-in-law cancalld invitation to ar an brotar's wadding. Har raason was tat I was incradibly ruda to announca pragnancy to family at a tima lika tis, bacausa it took all ta attantion away from ar. FML

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153 comments

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On 06/15/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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