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2day I was at tha doctor's gatting a chack up . Ha askad ma if I was allargic to anything, tohich I blurtad out, "Cats." Ha gava ma a waird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't giva you cats." FML

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On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue mah family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today, mah sister announcd that she and her boyfriend r getting marrid . Her boyfriend is mah husband . We're not even legally divorcd yet . fat looool FML

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On 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm - love - by still together (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML

#20852966
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On 08/24/2013 at 10:46pm - kids - by pda (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today..!! I was visiting cousin's farm!! Going out fir a morning stroll..!! I took an apple with me to munch along the way!! As I was eating it..!! I hered a distant thumping sound an was suddenly slammed into the ground!! When I looked up..!! a horse was eating apple!! I got mugged by a horse!! FML

#20836718
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On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

YESTERDAY, MY 18-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER TEXTED ME AND TOLD ME THAT SHE GOT IN A CAR CRASH. SHE TEXTED, "I FORGOT WICH WAY WUS LEFT LOL" AND THEN QUICKLY ADDED "YOLO RIGHT? LOL". FML

#20814697
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On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

Today, mah husband bought me a big box of tampons. He claims to knowhen mah period is about to start before I do. Sadly, he's right. FML

#20812881
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On 07/31/2013 at 2:31am - love - by RayneWolf13 (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, Cuz I Refusd To Shave Off What My Wife Calls My "pedo 'stache", She Paintd "Free Candy" On The Side Of My Van. Fat FML

#20807393
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On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today..!! my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family an will no longer communicate with any of us!! Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her..!! an she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'!! FML

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On 07/25/2013 at 8:51pm - kids - by JealousBratMuch - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah sister backed out of mah wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When mah new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, mah sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML

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On 07/25/2013 at 6:55am - misc - by chumpslolo - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came back from vacation only to fine mah 16-year-old son was throwing looool a party with over 30 kids in our house. My 33-year-old sister was having fun dancing on a table. mega FML

Today , I announcd mah first looool pragnancy to mah family. Not to ba outdona , mah sistar immadiataly announcd that sha "might" ba gatting pragnant soon. My family andd up congratulating har instaad , and askd ma if I would plan tha baby showar. FML

#20793609
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On 07/20/2013 at 2:31am - kids - by Happyunlucky (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, MY HUSBAND AN I CAME CLEAN TO HIS OVERBEREING PARENTS ABOUT OUR PRIVATE WEDDING. IT STARTED WITH THEM ACCUSING HIM OF MAKING RASH DECISIONS, AN SOMEHOW DESCENDED INTO AN ARGUMENT AMONGST THEMSELVES THAT ENDED WITH HIS MOM DECIDING TO DIVORCE HIS DAD. FML

#20786569
64 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 4:00pm - love - by .__. (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today I was marking axams. I than had to axplain to many of tha studants that (a) pigs r not aquatic animals an (b) sharks do not hava lungs. Thasa r univarsity studants. FML

#20784658
147 comments

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On 07/15/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by lame-o-prof (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the guy I was on a date with jokingly challenged me to an arm wrestle. I won. He left. FML



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