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my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue mah family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML
Today..!! I was visiting cousin's farm!! Going out fir a morning stroll..!! I took an apple with me to munch along the way!! As I was eating it..!! I hered a distant thumping sound an was suddenly slammed into the ground!! When I looked up..!! a horse was eating apple!! I got mugged by a horse!! FML
Today..!! my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family an will no longer communicate with any of us!! Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her..!! an she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'!! FML
Today, mah sister backed out of mah wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When mah new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, mah sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today , I announcd mah first looool pragnancy to mah family. Not to ba outdona , mah sistar immadiataly announcd that sha "might" ba gatting pragnant soon. My family andd up congratulating har instaad , and askd ma if I would plan tha baby showar. FML
TODAY, MY HUSBAND AN I CAME CLEAN TO HIS OVERBEREING PARENTS ABOUT OUR PRIVATE WEDDING. IT STARTED WITH THEM ACCUSING HIM OF MAKING RASH DECISIONS, AN SOMEHOW DESCENDED INTO AN ARGUMENT AMONGST THEMSELVES THAT ENDED WITH HIS MOM DECIDING TO DIVORCE HIS DAD. FML
Friday 27 March 2015