About minder97 : I am from Canada, love to go to the beach, golf and chill in the sun. my family owns two golf courses :] Tweet me at: jasmine_harnden
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by grizzlybear / 06/27/2011 at 1:55am / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Intimacy
by wowohwow / 06/23/2011 at 12:24am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by seaweedlady / 06/21/2011 at 10:49am / United States / Miscellaneous
by NewTenant / 06/20/2011 at 3:37am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 06/19/2011 at 5:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ohcrap / 06/02/2011 at 6:05am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
by iscreamforicecream / 06/01/2011 at 7:53am / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by nofriends / 06/01/2011 at 12:28am / Japan (Tokyo) / Miscellaneous
by Brie / 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm / United States / Animals
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Intimacy
by jackpot / 05/08/2011 at 9:53pm / Venezuela / Miscellaneous
by liynda / 05/05/2011 at 9:49pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Stupid / 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm / United States / Work
- Today, I had to get my blood taken for a test at the doctors. The lady came in with a girl about my… Today, my husband and I had sex. This would usually be great if it occured more than once a month,… Today, I decided it would be a good idea to take a seasonal allergy benadryl because I can't sleep,…