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Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 4:37am - misc - by jj4320 - United States (California)
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)
Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)
Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States
Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)
Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)
Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML
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On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
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